Theo takes a very relaxed approach to his Scouting troop - too relaxed, by the standards of the indomitable woman who runs the local Guides unit. She’s put up with his laid-back style for long enough, and when she hears that he’s been handing out condoms to the boys as a way of promoting safer sex over abstinence that’s the final straw: he’ll have to be taken to task.

When her remonstrations fall on deaf ears, she decides to try a punishment instead. Theo soon finds himself across her navy-skirted lap being thoroughly warmed over, with a remorseless spanking that progresses gradually from his Scout Leader shorts to his underwear before finishing on his bare, reddened backside with a glossy wooden paddle. By the end he’s chastened and sulky, pouting like one of the boys he’s been failing to keep in line.

He promises his counterpart that he’s seen the error of his ways - though if the phone call he makes as the credits roll is anything to go by, we’re not so sure...