“Hi. I’m Ned Mayhem.
My current favorite jerk-off fantasy, I think… I like to think about group sex fantasies and anonymous sex fantasies. So, I currently I like to combine those two by thinking about a partner-either a current partner or a previous partner I’ve had, that I’ve been quite intimate with-sharing sex with them with an anonymous stranger.

It’s the anonymous, no-strings-attached, kind of purely sexual hookup, that I can share with somebody that I know more intimately. So, I can get, you know, a kind of emotional attachment and share how hot it is to interact with somebody new. All of the elements of this fantasy, I think have been around for a while, but definitely how it’s framed has evolved over time. I like fantasies that are conceivable-that I can imagine happening, that don’t seem like too much of a stretch-so, close to reality, but things that don’t happen every day. So, you know, in the past year, I’ve been having a lot more group sex and a lot more sex with people I don’t know as well, and so those by themselves have become less fantastic. And so it’s evolved to something that I would like to do and I don’t do often.

I love my frenulum, certainly.
My frenulum, the part right on the head of the cock that’s facing away from me. It’s that really sensitive spot that I always like to touch and thought it should have a name. You know, it’s kind of the closest thing I have to a clitoris, but, I, you know, I love that spot, I love touching it, I love showing it off to people, and it’s right where my pre-cum drips when I get hard, and I love showing that part off.
And other than that, my butt hole, certainly. Fun to touch, fun to show off. I like it when people like to look at it.”

Transcription: Michael J. Morris