Pink and White vixen Dylan Ryan is back and has brought her real-life sweetie Trucker to the sexiest place on earth. “It was no mistake giving that key to Dylan. She is undeniably gorgeous and has no difficulty in getting exactly want she wants. You can image my delight when I turned the cameras on […]

Queer porn diva Trouble makes the rounds and educates her more than eager friend Johnny Love about the delights of the CrashPad.

Jiz and Syd, the 2006 Feminist Porn Awards “Hottest Dyke Sex Scene” couple, return to their stomping grounds. “These two bois are amazing to watch in action. So much energy, passion, and raw emotion… I might need to get more cameras installed just to keep up. The chemistry runs high with Syd and Jiz, but […]

Foxy femmes Skye and Stacey Staxxx are tickled pink their first time at the CrashPad. “I didn’t know what to expect when I saw these two walk in the door, but then again I never know what to expect. Tickle torture, how wonderful! Skye looks magnificent writhing around under Stacey’s touch. That beautifully agonizing smile […]

  The notoriously gorgeous Rozen has found her way into the Crash Pad with borrowed key and borrowed boifriend, Syd. “Oh now it is starting to get very interesting! It looks like Ms. Debowe has borrowed someone’s key and lover. I think Jiz might be a little more than surprised to learn that her ex, […]

Princess Donna and boyfriend Jake bring the kink to the kitchen. “Something is cooking in the kitchen and how could it not be when you have Princess Donna in it? Jake seems to have exactly what she is hungry for, nice big mouthfuls of it. Where there is smoke, there is fire and things are […]

Jiz and Vai, Syd’s little sister get better acquainted at the Crash Pad. “Now there’s a concept, using someone’s little sister as collateral for key borrowing? Well I won’t put it past Jiz, not to mention Vai is pretty damn cute. Did I mention explosive? Well I should have also said gushing. I don’t think […]

Mik and Wes college sweethearts stumble upon San Francisco’s best kept secret. “I remember those hot college days of fucking endlessly with newfound sexual energy. The Crash Pad is the perfect summer break hideaway and you can bet that’s where I would have been spending most of my time. There’s nothing that quite brings back […]

Newbie Julie gets show the ropes by the one and only Michelle Aston. “Holy Shit! First timers will always surprise you and Julie is no exception to the rule. She come out with flying colors as Michelle takes it to her. Damn, I think I spilt some coffee in the sheer excitement of it all, […]

  Vai seeks some solo time at the CrashPad, but their imagination just might not leave them alone. “Well of all the purposes I envisioned the CrashPad to serve, I never thought of it as a study room. I imagine it takes a lot of focus to study in a place like this, and it […]

Study buddy Dallas comes over to the Crash Pad to help Vai hit the books. “When you need to get the job done, it’s always nice to have someone around to lend a hand. Dallas seems to be a pretty good task master and is redefining the term ‘hit the books.’ Although I am uncertain […]

Johnny and Sweet Tea swing by the Crash Pad for some good old fashioned frolicking. “Looks like Courtney has handed off her key to sweet little Johnny, who seems to have a new crush. You can tell she wears her heart on her sleeve with those doe eyes, a definite heartthrob. I have a soft […]

Bad boy Jake brings one of his buddies, Wilder, by for a rough and tumble roll in the hay. “Well, well, well Donna sure knows how to pick ’em. Her boy toy seems to have a thing for…well… other boy toys. A little fling of faggotry is sure way to get anybodies blood pumping in […]

Micah is the perfect peace offering and third party for Jiz and Syd’s conflict resolution. “Drama is no stranger to the CrashPad, but it is always nice to see couples make amends. Syd and Jiz seem to have perfected the art of the kiss and makeup, and nothing says ‘I love you’ like tag teaming […]

Billy Jack and Paul explore the taboo of cousin role-play. “I guess no one knows you better than your own family and it shows with these two. They navigate each others’ bodies as if it were their own. I wonder what their holidays are like? Although I must admit, if it’s anything like this, it […]

Study buddy Dallas gets a little one-on-one session with big brother Syd. “Looks like the key isn’t the only thing that gets passed around in this family. Dallas is getting some private tutorial lessons herself as Syd goes over the finer points of cock sucking, which appears to be a spectator sport as well. That […]

Voyeur Dylan cums out of the closet and revels in the spoils of her guilty pleasure. “I imagine that closet got pretty hot watching those two go at it. I knew Dylan was naughty, but watching her writhe in the sex soaked sheets of Dallas and Syd, that’s straight up nasty. I suppose that’s why […]

Sex kitten Skye is back with her punk angel Abby for some sweet sweet lovin’. “I think I can actually hear the purrs emanating from Skye under Abby’s soft touch. She is definitely in her element all curled up like a house cat on the bed waiting to be pet all through the night. So […]

Ultra hot couple Javier and Red have a down and dirty tryst. “I couldn’t think of a better place to bring a lover than the CrashPad. It inspires a lot of people, especially when you know hot bodies like these two are getting down. So hot, I think they might have burned a hole through […]

Sweet Tea gets a little quality alone time. “Whoa that was a close one. I need to plan my laundry service a little more carefully. Although, Sweet Tea looked pretty preoccupied so I am not too concerned. Probably just thinks I am some perv who is into dirty sheets… well I guess it’s not too […]

The magnificent Lorelei Lee finds herself caught between two lovers, Donna and Jake, but manages to cum out on top. “Busted! Jake is getting a little sloppy with his guilty pleasures and you cannot get sloppy when you are dating someone like Donna. Lorelei always seems to be getting herself caught in a pickle, but […]

Bears invade the Crash Pad, and Brett brings Ian the perfect picnic basket. “Guernville ain’t got shit on the Crash Pad. These big boys bring it and there’s enough meat here to fill even the most hungry man’s appetite. Pawing, growling, and grunting up a storm, Ian and Brett make grizzlies look like teddy bears […]

Red and Stacey share more than just friendship at the Crash Pad. “The best kind of friends are the ones you can fuck, and judging by the fucking, Red and Stacey are damn good friends. Versatility is a wonderful attribute to have in a friendship and that is precisely the term that comes to mind […]

Long-time lovers Ex and Muscle Beach share their craft and kink like true experts. “There’s nothing more profound than when two lovers play together and push each others’ limits. I think Ex is the kind of daddy everyone dreams of having. These two are absolutely riveting, I can’t pull my eyes off the screen. Ex […]

First timers Cinnamon and Miss Dee Dee experience the delights that the Crash Pad has to offer. “I remember my first time, but I am sure it would have been a lot more memorable if it were at the Crash Pad. Virgin territory is so sweet and capturing it on camera makes it oh so […]

Adorably sexy, Dorian and Joie find the perfect location for there romantic gettaway. “Sometimes you don’t need to go far to find a little piece of paradise. Dorian and Joie at totally at home in the hot bed of queer sex. They devour each other with the hunger that true lovers possess, it’s downright poetic […]

Tricksie has some manners to learn and Sadie has just the right lesson planned for her apt pupil. “If had a teacher just like Sadie, I think I might have been a little more well behaved. .. or not. I guess being kept after class wouldn’t have been so bad and if cumming were extra […]

Billie’s got a little candy to give to Johnny at the Crash Pad. You are in for a sweet treat. “I think I am gonna get a cavity from looking at these two and they definitely have more than my mouth watering. Johnny is looking as juicy as ever and Billie is down right delicious. […]

Trucker Cash is back in town and his favorite groupie Dylan Ryan knows how to welcome him home. “It’s been a long hard tour for Trucker and his band but it looks like he’s finally made it back to the City. Dylan knows just the place where to schedule their reunion. Well this was for […]

School’s back in session and Dallas continues to give private tutorials to Crash Pad residents, and Jiz is definitely and apt pupil. “Well, well, well our little community is seems to be getting smaller by the minute. Looks like this semester Dallas is taking classes in rope bondage and is offering private tutorials. Doesn’t look […]

Trouble has brought her real-life boo Pepper and a bag full of toys for a downright hot encounter. “Trouble has definitely earned her name and it’s obvious that she is absolutely fun to get into. However, there is something different about this time that I can’t quite put my finger on. Call me an old-time […]

Syd has another casual encounter with Mickey, except this time it’s the real one. “What a wonderful surprise! It looks like the real Mickey Mod did stand up. Oh, how the unexpected is one of my favorite things along with boys sucking cock and Mickey sure knows how to do a little bit of both.” […]

Stacey has a little birthday surprise waiting for August at the Crash Pad. “Birthday’s just wouldn’t be complete without out the candles. It looks like August’s birthday wishes have come true and with a surprise like Stacey waiting for you how could they not. Ribbons, bows, candles and a strap-on sounds like the perfect present […]

Big bad bully Red teaches poor Cyd a lesson that he is most likely not to forget. “The Crash Pad seems to be a popular place amongst the students these days. Although it would appear that Cyd might have made a mistake in partnering up with Red as study buddies, or not. Time for teacher’s […]

Sweet and kinky, Gloria brought her good girl, Tobi, to the Crash Pad to do some bad things. “Ah looks like Gloria has a way with words and has a few choice ones for Tobi. Adorable and mean, just the way I like them and these sweet girls have a taste for the wicked. I […]

The Crash Pad’s favorite naughty neighbor Madison Young stops by for a little solo time. “Madison is one busy bee. Always running about town and beyond from shoot to show, reception to party. Art and porn can take a lot out of a person. I don’t know where she gets the energy, but one thing’s […]

Scarlett visits San Francisco picks herself up a little treat by the name Rex and paints the town red. “There’s nothing like a femme who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to ask for it. Scarlett’s on vacation and her top stop on the list is the mecca of queer sex. Southern hospitality has […]

After an intense session at the Armory, Donna and Syd come back to the Crash Pad for some well needed aftercare. “When these two walked in the door, I didn’t know what to expect other than getting some sound complaints from the neighbors. Well, I was down right shocked (in that good electro-bondage kinda way) […]

At the Crash Pad, what goes around comes around Red soon finds out at the hands of Tricksie. “Karma can sure look funny. Tricksie has learned a few lesson’s of her own it would appear and Red’s days of bullying might have just caught up with ze. Although this doesn’t really seem like that harsh […]

Trans guy Cyd finds himself getting roughed up again at the vicious hands of Ex. “At first I felt bad for Cyd, thought everybody was so mean to him. It is now apparent that he isn’t so innocent, and in fact I believe he likes all the cruelty. Ex is a magnificent bully and has […]

Leather daddy Kuma and the sweet Julie Warren came to play, real hard. “Spring is the season and the scent of leather is in the air. International Ms. Leather just rolled through town and it looks like we got a few new guests staying with us. It looks like Kuma and Julie brought the whole […]

The unstoppable Dylan Ryan has got her sights set on Jiz Lee. “While the cats away, the mice will play. However Dylan is no timid little creature. More of a predator, she has found her plaything for the moment. With quite the appetite, Dylan devours Jiz Lee’s massive dildo in an excellent display of cock […]

It’s sorority night with Mariah Cherry Xmas Special and Maybelline. “I am not sure how these two stumbled across the key to the Crash Pad, but I am sure glad they did. First a ‘study’ room for college kids and now a hang out for sorority sisters. I don’t know what to expect any more. […]

Tina Horn gets around and her mistress Casey Grey is not pleased. “San Francisco is a small town and news travels fast. When you have a cruel and beautiful mistress like Casey Grey, you might not want to fuck around, but Tina Horn has an appetite and greedy mouth. It looks like the only real […]

Geena and Wings get right down to it. “I can guess what kind of sex it is going to be when I get woken up in the dead of night. No talking, chit chat, bells or whistles, just sex. Wings gets Geena right on the bed with her little panties on and they go at […]

“Precarious position James has found himself in being at the hands of Cyd, but it looks like he might like it. Seem Cyd’s gotten tired of being pushed around and has decided to push back with a big fat dick. Well guys will be guys and what better place to boot lick, cock suck and […]

Ah sweet little Vai is on summer break and visiting the CrashPad. Guess they thought they could ring up their study buddy Dallas as well as Jiz Lee to pack in the fun, only thing is they got caught. Tied up and fucked, it’s looking like a wet summer for Vai as they squirt all […]

You know the kind of sex you have when your young and in love, could fuck all day and can’t keep your hands off each other? Sidney and Summer are ravenous for one another. Mouths, fingers, and cunts getting kissed and filled. This is the perfect kind of sex to have when the weather is […]

If there is one thing that can be said about these two, it’s that they love to fuck. On the big screen or in the backroom of your local bar, Trouble and Pepper are making the rounds and spreading the love. These two are insatiable and Trouble works Pepper’s cock with every inch of her […]

  Nothing like breaking in a new place like some good, old fashion, rough housing. These boys came in strong and hard ready for action. Punching, slapping, cock sucking and some deep fisting are some of the games they like to play. I wonder if my new neighbors have caught on yet? – Keymaster  

Switchy, sadistic and fashionable, Brooklyn’s brought a friend for Folsom weekend.

Tobi brings her sweetie Briar to the Crash Pad to celebrate their union.

“Our first installment from the CrashPad Roadshow will leave you breathless. Rough and tumble hotties P-U-P-P-Y and Jobe meet up in the Motel CrashPad in Portland for a quick and dirty roll in the hay. Sure, it’s not as swanky as the usual digs — but who needs ambiance when the sexual tension runs through […]

Long-term lovers and role-play enthusiasts Minax and Nicolai play at burglar and victim.

  “Puck Goodfellow visits the CrashPad solo, curious to see what delights await a fey woodland creature with a dirty mind. A Secret Admirer has left a gift — adorned with red bow, no less! — for Puck’s (and our) entertainment. Puck strips down and shows off, making very good use of the gift in […]

An imperious Sadie Lune bosses Chocolate Chip and Surgeon around.

One wonders – is Tina really looking out for her fellow rockers, making sure only top-quality sluts make the grade? Or does she just like to go first?

Tough guy Marxxx roughs up skate punk Maya when the Roadshow hits Seattle.

With a lover running late, Danny Deviant starts anyway

The Roadshow carries on with Karma and her bag of tricks.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is a very high risk activity and was practiced with the consent and safe observation of a camera crew. Do not try this at home.

Angie and Tye bring some two-fisted passion to the Pad.

Sophia tracks Libby down at the Pad.

What’s the difference between a meteor and an Asteroid? One’s entered Earth’s atmosphere, while the other is out of this world.

Dice’s love keeps lifting Red higher and higher

Sans a partner, Dice does it solo

Leo knows that for Dallas, rough is nice.

Wings sends Dandy sky-high.

Dylan introduces Dia to the Pad.

Brooklyn Flaco rules with an iron fist – or at least a well lubed one.

Drew Deveaux gives Stealth Machine a lens full.

Cyd helps Todd Young open up.

Summer Salt beats the heat with Sweet Tea

After being invited to the Pad, it’s discovered 9 suffered through a day unfit for the princess she is. Thankfully, there’s a remedy and the recipe is simple – take 1 part Chocolate, add 1 part Cinnamon and stir vigorously with some lovely lingerie and a blue strap-on. Then, take a nice big bite. What […]

Drew and Dylan trap the Keymaster

Roger Wood goes wild on Tina Horn

Billy and Arabelle bring international flavor to the Crash Pad.

Juliette March displays an independent spirit.

Zelda brings the cane down on Lance ArmStar

Trouble finds Maxine in a bind.

Brooklyn Flaco introduces Nic Switch to the pad.

Rusty Nails takes Hilt all the way to the, well, to the hilt.

Puck Goodfellow rings in the new decade with Siouxsie Q

James becomes a very cunning linguist under Arabelle’s guidance

Sugary-sweet Sandy Bottoms turns the table on Siouxsie Q.

J-Bird’s all keyed up and awaiting Jiz’s command.

Sophia reaches out and touches Chance

She may say she’s tired and just needs a little help and a foot rub… but she doesn’t look very tired to me once things get going!

Penny Letters teases Vincent out.

Indigo gets Cinnamon all over

When their girls are running late, Papi and Micah decide “Why wait?”

It’s a ‘make love not war’ kind of place – or maybe ‘make love like war?’

Celebrating our 100th episode with a special 40-minute scene starring Nina Hartley and Jiz Lee! “I’m speechless… there are simply no words. My cameras have peeked in on the Crash Pad 100 times! 100! And to think that this time none other than Nina Hartley herself was lying in wait for newest eager fuckpet, Jiz […]

After all the excitement we’ve had recently, it was nice to see some calm, relaxing action in the Pad. Kimberly Kills and Sparky Sin Claire enjoy one another leisurely and liberally, as Kimberly fingers and licks Sparky’s ass. It all leads up to a massive orgasm that’s anything but calm – Sparky knocked out one […]

You know, a lot of people find dirty talk hard, and these two could teach them a thing or two. I imagine if there were a University of Immundaphonics (it’s Latin), Professors Mayhem and Horn teach advance courses in such varied topics as ‘Begging to be Spanked, Slapped and Fucked,’ ‘Proper Appreciation of An Ass […]

A couple of very familiar faces return, but one of them is determined to play hard-to-get. I mean, jeweled butt-plug aside, Dylan Ryan doesn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea. And Syd Blakovich remains the perfect gentleboi, keeping her hands right where Dylan wants them. It’s just that Dylan keeps changing her mind about […]

Oh, kitty cats. Don’t you just hate in when you’re trying to do something and they just won’t leave you alone? And they keep rubbing up against you and demanding attention? And when you won’t give it to them, they cuff you to the bed, blindfold you, tease you with a feather toy and make […]

I could tell Cicatriz had been cock-teasing El Dorado all night long. The moment they hit the bed, Cicatriz knew what she wanted and her South American lover boy was beyond ready to give it to her. With a big cock and a shiny metal butt plug, El Dorado aims to please. – Keymaster

While most people think of going to a park to have a picnic, Vai and Joan know that the CrashPad is an excellent place for a scout to spread their… blanket. You don’t have to worry about bears stealing you basket (they’re all hanging around HeavenlySpire), we have lots of campground (well, we have lots […]

“I’m not comfortable with nudity” J-Bird warns their model, AfroDisiac. I can’t help but think that was a touch… disingenuous. After all, all it took was some suggestive lifting of her eyebrows and the classic ‘it’s so hot, let me take my shirt off!” maneuver for AfroDisiac to completely derail J-Bird’s artistic endeavors, and they […]

It’s not often the Pad welcomes royalty, so it’s a special treat seeing Q-tip – International Ms. Boot Black ’08 – return with the freshly-vested International Ms. Leather 2011, Sara Vibes! Q’s looking to collect on a blowjob debt which Sara happily repays. Then it’s time to break that new vest in with a long, […]

Rabbit Season! Wand Season! Rabbit Season! Wand Season! Oh, hell, why not both? The little buzzy bunny is a great warm up to a high octane heavy hitter like the Wand. Then again, by the look in Eden Alexander’s eyes, I think it’s about to become Rozen Season. I wonder what wine goes best with […]

Rozen DeBowe’s in high demand! Before she can finish getting her clothes on from her encounter with Eden, the phone rings. Turns out Annika’s out front and interested in being Rozen’s next plaything. Chained to the bed, Annika has little choice but to suck and get fucked however Rozen pleases… not that Annika’s complaining. – […]

Not all who wander are lost,’ said Gandalf (or was it Captain Picard? I forget). That’s certain true of Ray, whose hitchhiking has once again brought them into the Crash Pad. Ray might play coy, but Maggie knows better and some literal cock-teasing brings out the truth. However, that’s not the only sweet surprise Ray […]

Nic Switch is dressed to impress, though she’s pretty impressive undressed too. Iona Grace has to earn that pleasure, however. Peeling off those skinny jeans and taking more than a few hard slaps before coming on Nic’s fingers seems to do the trick. Then it’s Nic’s turn to get off on Iona’s fist. There are […]

Someone call an ambulance; I’m gonna die of a cute-induced heart attack. Juliette March and Alani Pi are too much. I mean, really, who goes cross-eyed while getting fucked? People that are too damn cute, that’s who. And it seems everyone’s enjoying those RodeoH harnesses I stocked up on. – Keymaster

Who knew a cleverly placed Rubix Cube could have such hot results. Kathryn Dupri certainly finds it an excellent distraction for Audrey Rose, leaving plenty of time to not-so-subtly slide Audrey out of their clothes. What begins as a lesson in puzzle-solving quickly evolves into a Class-A fuckfest. Are 80′s toy fads an aphrodisiac? Maybe […]

J-Bird is truly making a name for themselves since first stepping into the Pad last year, and this time they’ve introduced a new friend of their own. After some hijinks with a blindfold, a few teeth marks and some intense finger-fucking, Rose Waters brings out the strap-on and leaves J-Bird with that particular post-fuck smile […]

At first, I wondered if Zelda du Jour intended to turn the Crash Pad into a laundry mat, but it turned out those clothes pins were destined for more creative uses. The strongest sensation is when they come back off, you know… so imagine what Siren Wolf felt when they all came zipping off at […]

The lusty (and alliterative!) Kimberly Kills’ sophomore appearance in the Pad is exciting enough, but when paired with the always-amazing Arabelle Raphael? My day is officially made. Arabelle wastes no time getting atop Kimberly’s face, before a lengthy round of 69. Nothing’s quite like the sound of a lover’s ecstatic moans, muffled by a mouth […]

Jules is the jewel of Erin’s eye “It bears repeating: Communication is hot. Look no further for a perfect example as Erin and Jules work together to orchestrate perfection, playing one another’s bodies like gorgeous instruments. They certainly wear their passion on their sleeves… and elsewhere, strapped on and held in, with bright buckles and […]

Nikki gives Dylan a second helping “I thought you might appreciate a familiar face after the redecorating, but I must have mistaken this Dylan Ryan for someone else. She tells Nikki Hearts she’s never been here before, and the Dylan I know is… no stranger, to say the least. No matter; Nikki shows a finesse […]

High-rolling Estelle tops Christoph “A game of chance sets the sexual dynamics of this encounter when Estelle and Christoph reinterpret the meaning of ‘role-play.’ And while Christoph may have come out on bottom, you can’t call getting slapped with a crop and fucked with a We-Vibe and a glass toy simultaneously ‘losing.’ It sure beats […]

Beretta James gets into Iona’s good graces. “This Memorial Day weekend, forget charcoal or propane; Beretta James and Iona Grace are hot enough to cook on. When Iona slaps Beretta’s ass, I swear I saw sparks fly. If only I could harness all that raw sexual energy, I could solve the world’s energy problems. Or […]

Akira goes fast and furious around Valentine’s curves. “Akira returns with sexy sub Valentine in tow. At least, things start that way… but after some strong strap-on fucking Valentine gets switchy — and slap-happy. There’s pain and pleasure to spare when these two enter the Pad.” – Keymaster

Bianca gives Chocolate Chip a lesson in slut-pride “Uh oh… sounds like Chocolate Chip has been throwing more slut-shaming shade than a Dr. Drew beach umbrella. Bianca Stone brings Chip to the Pad for a bit of punishment and an education in how to be a proud, ethical slut. What would Chip’s friends say if […]

Ned wows Maggie with his mad science “Oh say can you see by the fireworks’ light Who Ned Mayhem doth tease with a neon wand’s gleaming? It is Maggie Mayhem he has in his sight And their fusion-hot fucking we’re happily streaming. With rocket’s red glare, and bombs bursting in air, And proof Higgs is […]

Jacques gets pumped for Ramses “Ramses Rodstein is hot under the collar and Jacques LeFemme’s to blame. A graduate of the school of hard knocks (or was it cocks?), Jacques delivers an expert blend of tough blows and tender touches worthy of a pharaoh. Then it’s Ramses’s turn to pump up the volume….” – Keymaster

Vespur gives rife some TLC “What’s this? Poor rife has a broken hand (rugby practice, natch). I guess that means he and Vespur will have to take it easy, go slow, be careful… um, oh! Or not! These two fuck like they’re going for Olympic gold in Freestyle Fisting, Artistic Cocksuck, and Synchronized Anal. You […]

April Flores turns the tables on the Keymaster “Well, well, if it isn’t April Flores. Wait, does she know I’m… She does. Well, that’s interesting. I’ve been spying into the CrashPad for five years, and the surprises just keep on coming. So to speak.” – Keymaster

Kitty Stryker and Betty Blac are in full bloom. “Aw, Kitty Stryker brought Betty Blac flowers! Kitty didn’t make ‘flower language’ up, either. According to the 1899 book Blumensprache, coriander (for instance) signifies ‘lust.’ I’ve no clue what flower means ‘I want to cuff you to the bed and make you come,’ but apparently it’s […]

J-Bird and Lyric Seal try each on. “Lyric and J-Bird meet up at the CrashPad before heading over to a party. Phhffff… like that’s gonna happen! No one just ‘meets’ at the CrashPad, and it’s soon evident everyone has another plan for the evening. One that involves a suspiciously convenient vibrator.” – Keymaster

Kylie Liddell taunts and torments Oliver Hyde “What’s Kylie Liddell made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice? Oh, no no no… Snark and sass and smacks on your ass, that’s what Kyle Liddell’s made of. What is Oliver Hyde made of? Pinches from pins and all kinds of sins, that’s what Oliver Hyde’s made […]

Devon Wipp brings Vaughn Trapp back to our place “After a harrowing encounter with TSA, Vaughn Trapp finally arrives at his destination… or the destination his daddy, Devon Wipp, had in mind. No better way to shed the stress of modern travel than a hot and heavy fuck-session at the CrashPad, where Devon and Vaughn […]

Bianca Stone and Emma Claire throw down “Uh oh, turf-war! Sounds like Emma Claire’s been invading Bianca Stone’s territory, and even has the brass to spit in Bianca’s eye! The battle to see who’s alpha Top is on as Emma sucks Bianca’s cock and gets her ass worked, but turnabout is fair play and soon […]

James gives Jade a special delivery “Don’t you hate it when you order something online, then it arrives and it turns out they sent you James Darling’s cock by accident? What, that’s never happened to you? Me, either, but it happened to Jade Phillips and… okay, so Jade doesn’t seem too bent out of shape […]

Savannah Sly gives Audrey Doll a performance evaluation “Some people just can’t leave work at the office. Take Savannah Sly, who just can’t let a little birthday surprise for her submissive secretary Audrey Doll slide without working in a few pieces of constructive criticism. Or destructive, in the case of Audrey’s new skirt. Savannah makes […]

Jolene Parton gives Jacqueline Woods a gold star “Jolene Parton took her student Jacqueline Woods to a department reception, and it sounds like it was one hell of a date! A little birdy told me Jacqueline even hit on an octogenarian professor (hey, you’re never too old for a good time). Back at the Pad, […]

Coral Aorta puts the clamps to Siren Wolf “After hooking up at the club, Coral Aorta knows subby switch Siren Wolf loves to please. Siren is soon blindfolded, flogged, and fucked ’til those nipple clamps swing. After all that sweet attention, Coral can expect delicious reciprocation. It’s true what they say: Every Domme has their […]

Lady Evadne has Kiva Nightingale all trussed up. “Bird-watchers rejoice! Lady Evadne presents a rare, captive specimen of the Kiva Nightingale. Evadne’s put a lot of effort into recreating Kiva’s natural habitat, complete with flogging, paddling, and double penetration with butt-plugs and dildos. Lady Evadne knows how to make this caged bird sing.” – Keymaster

For a good time, call 1-800-Dick-N-a-Box “Tobi Hill-Meyer has some dick to deliver, and neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays James Darling from the swift delivery of his appointed dick. Ever dutiful, James decides to inspect said dick to ensure it is of the utmost quality, and Tobi is happy […]

Lilah and Nikki are friends with benefits “Nikki Silver thought she was accompanying her friend Lilah on a quick errand to pick up ‘a few things’ she’d lent to Bianca. Little did she know their quest would bring them to the CrashPad, or that she’d use those mysterious items to truss Lilah up while she […]

Brooklyn Flaco makes Papí Coxxx holler for more “Loud, proud, and ready to pound, Brooklyn Flaco and Papí Coxxx hit hard and come harder. Whether it’s Papí getting off on Brooklyn’s hand and a well-placed vibe, or Brooklyn taking Papí’s cock, you’d better keep one hand on the volume controls. We can’t be held responsible […]

Sadie Lune shouts it all out on Lillianne Lane. “Whenever Sadie Lune graces the CrashPad with her presence, I know two things. One, be ready to turn my speakers down when she comes. Two, her companion is gonna get topped more thoroughly than a stoner’s pizza. Even while bound, Lillianne Lane knows how to roll […]

Poppy is such a doll! “Hello, dolly! Siouxsie Q finds a treat waiting for her in the CrashPad – her very own Poppy Cox doll! Deluxe Poppy Cox comes complete with her very own sequined clit and polka-dot labia… and a super special surprise underneath! Accessorize your Poppy Cox with dildos, Hitachi’s, or sugar-coated ball […]

J-Bird is late for a very important date with Bhuma Belle “J-Bird is later than the white rabbit, and Bhuma Belle’s all tuckered out by the time they arrive. Bhuma quickly switches from sleepy to fightin’ mad, and after a bit of wrestling J-Bird makes things up to Bhuma with a dual-ended cock to climb […]

Chelsea Poe is a gift who keeps on giving “Dylan Ryan and Trouble were two of the first Keyholders, so I decided to give them a gift… a little something special to break in the new Pad: Chelsea Poe, tied up with a bow. They immediately put her to good use, taking turns with her […]

Nikki Darling fucks Alani Pi cross-eyed. “Hey, Nikki, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blew Alani Pi’s mind! Hey, Nikki! Hey… um, sorry for the VH1 moment there. Can’t help myself. Nikki Darling just rocked that cock (with detachable vibrating balls!), and combined with some light bondage and a steel butt plug, she had […]

Q shows Lance that it’s a buyer’s market. “Q hooked up with Lance Armstar on Craigslist… to buy some pots and pans? No, everything becomes pervy in the Pad, and Lance makes one hell of sales pitch. When’s the last time a seller let you cane their ass? Still, Q drives a hard bargain and […]

Hayley makes up with Sugar Sounds like Hayley Fingersmith is giving her girlfriend the ol’ run-around, which makes this particular rendezvous officially ‘illicit.’ Forbidden passions in the heat of the night and all that jazz. Meh. I don’t care who fucks who so long as it’s hot and in front of my cameras. Rainbow-haired beauty […]

Nikki Darling enjoys a scoop full of Chocolate Chip “Back so soon, Nikki Darling? And with one of our favorite flavors, Chocolate Chip – a face long-time fans are sure to recognize. After spending a little time cuffed to the bed, Nikki ends up on top of Chocolate’s RodeoH-secured cock. Vigorous cock-sucking ensues, before it’s […]

Cyd makes Muscle Beach flex “We last saw Muscle Beach in the Pad way back in Episode 24, and he was late to that date too! Maybe Cyd can finally fuck some punctuality into that ass. Or maybe being brought to your knees with a cock in your mouth will only reinforce bad behavior? Besides, […]

Tina gets caught between a rock and Andre Shakti “Andre the Giant has a posse, but Andre Shakti has… so much more. Including the attention of Tina Horn, who dishes out arched brows and loving blows in equal measure. The non-verbal communication between these two is rock-solid; good thing, too, since Andre seems to have […]

Emma Claire rocks Arabelle Raphael’s world “Leaving no stone unturned in the quest for pleasure, Emma Claire and Arabelle Raphael take turns fucking with fingers and tongues. Emma’s got a marble marvel in store (think Betty Rubble had one of these?), but Arabelle gives as good as she gets and the two end up in […]

Upstairs meets Downstairs when Minax walks in on Ham and Hotlips “Our favorite role player Minax returns for a class-based clash. Furious after catching Ham Hawk fucking below her station (but what do you expect when Hotlips Hooligan is your gardner?), Minax soon restores social order with liberal application of her crop and palm. This […]

Jacqueline Woods checks Stefani Special off her wishlist “Camming is hard work, especially with an, er… – demanding – audience. That’s why you should always take a look at your favorite model’s wishlist, as some generous soul clearly has for Jacqueline Woods. All wrapped up and ready for play, Stefani Special is perfect for blowing […]

Devon Wipp’s dancing with himself “Historically seeing your own double was a bad omen, but in the CrashPad a twin or two can be extremely handy behind the scenes. Devon Wipp recognizes the voyeuristic potential of the situation, as Devon watches Devon get himself off. Nothing wrong with a little consensual auto-voyeurism, am I right?” […]

Robin Lalonde and Max Power throw each other’s switches “Max Power might sound intimidating, but you know they’ve got a heart (and cock) of gold. And although they might have walked in expecting to have their way with lithe-legged Robin Lalonde, a bit of cocksucking and a length of rope soon switches Max’s charge before […]

Daisy Ducati takes Odile for a ride “Some boots are made for walkin’. Daisy Ducati’s black vinyl skyscrapers are made for licking, and that’s just what Odile’s gonna do, providing service with a smile for Daisy’s boots and cock. These two fuck with delicious symmetry, however, and Odile takes a turn on top after trading […]

Sinn Sage wears Joey Minx out “Usually when you treat a minx like this PETA shows up to protest. Joey Minx thanks Sinn Sage for every slap, smack, choke-hold, and cunt punch, however, in this perfect portrait of rough-and-tumble pleasure.” – Keymaster

Jacques LeFemme and Papí Coxxx catch up “They say absence makes the hunk fuck harder. Or something like that. Anyway, Papí Coxxx has had Jacques LeFemme on their mind, and it’s time to catch up on lost orgasms. Impact lovers rejoice; Jacques dishes it out with hand and boot, and Papí begs for more. Fists […]

Nikki Hearts and Rizzo Ford clown around. “When Nikki Hearts brings green-haired, giggling Rizzo Ford to the Pad, things heat up fast. Rizzo has orgasm after shivering, shouting orgasm thanks to Nikki’s strap-on skills before returning the favor with her tongue. Come for the hot queer sex, stay for the gorgeous tattoo eye-candy!” — Keymaster

Kimberly helps Brittany Bendz get her foot in the door “Why measure your pleasure by mere inches? For Kimberly Kills, fun comes by the foot. Brittany Bendz’ foot, to be precise, as they close 2013 with a most impressive game of footsie.” – Keymaster

Hayley Fingersmith practices her craft on Sadie Lune “Swoon-worthy Sadie Lune returns with super-hot Hayley Fingersmith, ready to start the new year off with a bang. Looks like Sadie’s got an oral fixation that Hayley’s happy to satiate while the two trade love via hand-in-glove. What’s your New Year’s resolution? ‘Watch hot porn?’ Congrats on […]

Chelsea Poe sweetens Sugar Blair’s deal. “In this year of many good returns, Sugar Blair welcomes Chelsea Poe home from colder climes… but while Chelsea was freezing in Fargo, Sugar was sweetening up to other girls. Tsk, tsk… looks like Chelsea will have to teach her a lesson in fidelity. When the punishment is ten […]

Daddy Liliyana Winchester doesn’t spare the rod for little princess Audrey Doll In this roleplay, Audrey Doll is Liliyana Winchester’s wayward little princess, caught skipping school and in need of her Daddy’s firm guidance. But Liliyana gives pleasure and punishment in turns as a spanking leads to playtime with boot-based strap-on. But can Audrey avoid […]

Cicatriz gets on Cinnamon and gets off “You know it’s gonna be good when fabulous femmes Cinnamon and Cicatriz meet up. After warming up Cinnamon’s cock with a blowjob, Cicatriz rides them reverse-cowqueer. Then it’s Cinnamon’s turn to get fingerfucked into the headboard before taking out a glass toy to give Cicatriz’s G-Spot some love. […]

Bhuma Belle shows Tinder the ropes “After a noisy evening with a hot date, Bhuma Belle kindles roomie Tinder’s interest exactly what the commotion was all about. After learning a few fancy knots, Tinder discovers a few surprises tucked behind the pillows. Clothes pins and a thick cock ‘accidentally’ left over from last night lead […]

Emma Claire spends some face-time with Golden Curlz “I don’t know about golden eggs, but it looks like Emma Claire is the lucky goose that lays with Golden Curlz. After handing the glittering goddess a few orgasms, Emma gets as good as she gives when Emma goes down on her and finger-fucks her. We’re then […]

Joey makes Lyric fess up “Ugh, don’t you just hate it when your roommate steals your stuff? Joey Minx does, and they demand more than an apology from Lyric Seal after catching them trying on Joey’s lipstick. To be fair, it does look good on Lyric’s lips… and chest, as Lyric’s less-than-sincere “sorry” turns into […]

Anna Anthropy pushes Aleister Church’s buttons “Aleister Church obediently bathes Anna Anthropy’s boots with their tongue. A boot job done with zeal is worthy of reward, and Anna generously fucks Aleister until they beg to come. But has Aleister earned an orgasm? Watch and see.” – Keymaster

Vivi Marie waves a magic wand over Olivia Woods “Olivia Woods seems surprised by Vivi Marie’s new hobby of collecting ‘sex stuff,’ but is more than compliant when Vivi tells them to take of their clothes and try out a Magic Wand. But Vivi’s got more in store: A double-ended delight that sees Olivia riding […]

Indigo gives Viceroy a perfect paddling “Viceroy is a proud puppy, all kitted out in collar, dog-bone bit gag, and blindfold. After submitting to a warm up spanking by Indigo, the paddle comes out and things get thuddy for Viceroy’s backside. Finally, Indigo throws Viceroy a bone, so to speak, and gives a firm fucking […]

Eden Alexander doesn’t tolerate tardiness from Stefani Special “Eden Alexander does not like to be kept waiting, so when Stefani Special shows up late not even a meticulously clean butthole will save her from Eden’s lash. Eden giggles with joy as she dishes out the pain Stefani deserves and desires. While a plug loosens Stefani […]

Harriette Nyx and Holly Belmont cut to the chase “Harriette Nyx and Holly Belmont just can’t agree on a roleplay scene. Despite some, uh… creative spitballing, nothing seems to stick. In the end they skip the story and get into the action (and into Holly’s ass, with a glass plug and Harriette’s strap-on). When you’ve got […]

Slip rocks Vai’s world “You know, ‘stone’ is usually just a metaphor around here, but when Crash Pad veteran Vai returns with newcomer Slip, things get rocky in a very real way. Wrestling, rough fisting, and hard fucking bring Via to one squirting orgasm after another. This scene is intense, but the pleasure is crystal-clear.” […]

Lily Rose is a good sport for Scarlet Faux After asking how many girls she’s been with (‘a couple…’), Scarlet Faux really, ahem, socks it to Chloe May with that BS Atelier Sport dildo. It’s so cute! Chloe soon finds her courage, though, and gives Scarlet a screaming orgasm by straddling a Magic Wand with […]

Siouxsie Q gets deep with Ozrael “Siouxsie Q cruised through Folsom Street Fair and picked up quite a catch. Thankfully, the Crash Pad is a conveniently-located, quiet place for Ozrael to show off her deep-throat skills on Siouxsie’s rainbow-strapped cock before getting up to all sorts of femme-on-femme fun. It just goes to show, good […]

Jacques LeFemme gets Denali Winter to take their medicine “Denali Winter and Jacques LeFemme are… I just can’t even. It’s cute overload! Jacques’ brain-bending orgasms while Denali fucks him from behind with a rainbow cock, and Denali’s delightful yelps as Jacques slaps their thighs and pill-shaped butt plug? It’s 1.21 giga-kittens of pure, uncut Adorable.” […]

Chocolate Chip and Tastee Treasures horse around “A horse is a horse, of course of course, unless it’s Chocolate Chip and her new-found friend Tastee Treasures. Fresh from a comic con, the pair discover a shared love of an equine hero… which leads to a shared enjoyment of each other’s dildos. After going down on […]

Cody Snow falls for Robin Lalonde “Cody Snow may be in the forecast, but things get hot when they meet up with Robin Lalonde. Hard slaps transition to warm mouths on soft places, and Robin certainly doesn’t present a cold front when a Magic Wand is buzzing on her ass. But at the Crash Pad, […]

Cinnamon Maxxine is loved. “‘Take care of yourself; that’s the most important thing to do. You are all you have. You’re fat, you’re beautiful, you’re black, you’re amazing. You are important and you are loved.’ I wonder who Cinnamon Maxxine is recording this message for… themself? Regardless it is true and worth remembering… and reinforcing […]

James Darling shows Juliette March what he’s good at “Juliette March is exceptionally polite, don’t you think? She thanks James Darling for everything he does to her with his thick cock and nimble fingers. While he rips her hose and exposes her ass cheeks to some tender impact, fucks her face, and makes her squirt […]

Daisy Ducati and Ella Nova believe wetter is better “Ella Nova is as hot as her surname, and keeps Daisy Ducati spraying all day in this fun, frolicking fuck-fest. After Daisy comes from Ella’s playful fingers, Daisy puts on a Share double dildo and returns the favor. Once the two have licked that toy clean, […]

Papí Coxxx thinks Cyd is the bee’s knees “After availing themselves to the Pad’s library of vintage gay smut, Papí Coxxx and Cyd get ideas. Ideas like sucking Cyd’s cock, or keeping Papí on-edge until fist-fucking them silly, then grinding out an orgasm on their knee. Deliciously dirty ideas.” – Keymaster

Valentine makes Ember glow “Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine comes hard, and Ember does too. It’s Valentine’s day when she brings her smoking-hot sweetie to the Pad. After cuffing Ember to the bed and sitting on her face, Valentine lets her loose with a strap-on that’s almost overwhelming. Then Ember’s flame is stoked […]

Lyric Seal gets lucky with Louise Thirteen “Lyric Seal’s ready to reign when they bring Louise Thirteen to the Crash Pad. With a big cock beneath their skirt and a brand-new vibrator hiding under the pillows, Lyric holds court and Louise comes at their whim. Who says Thirteen’s unlucky? Looks like everyone got lucky to […]

  Brooklyn Flaco and Golden Curlz get meta Watching CrashPadSeries… while ON CrashPadSeries? Try not to think about it too hard. Letting the soothing slaps of Brooklyn Flaco’s paddle against Golden Curlz’ skin distract you. Brooklyn services Golden with a smile (and a slippery hand), before Golden climbs on top of Brooklyn’s big strap-on. Now, […]

Ingrid Mouth is hungry for Evie Eliot “Ingrid Mouth certainly knows how to use hers, as Evie Eliot discovers. But Evie knows things too, like how to take the big end of an nJoy Pure Wand, warm up for Ingrid’s strap-on. How about it – wanna put your money where Ingrid Mouth is?” – Keymaster

Shane Castle lowers the gates for Sami Price “Most castles are meant to keep people out, but Shane Castle is built for getting in… into Sami Price’s ass, that is. After opening up the gates with a glass wand, Shane fucks Sami with a double-ended strap-on ’til they both come. It’s clear who’s queen of […]

Nikki Silver tickles Amarna Miller’s fancy “‘You’re bad. You’re a bad person,’ Amarna Miller says in her adorable Spanish accent, as Nikki Silver tongues her ass and tickles her mercilessly. But when the fucking gets rough, the rough get silly – there’s a grin on Amarna’s face while being choked, gagged, and fucked into orgasm. […]

“Kay Kardia gets behind Lux Fury’s burly-q A night of burlesque inspires Lux Fury and Kay Kardia to put on a private show. But when Lux is caught getting off without Kay’s permission, they end up with a bright red bottom. But when two switches play, things can go both ways, and soon Kay is […]

Ozrael gives Lily O’Riley a very happy anniversary. What are the traditional Anniversary gifts, again? I think first is paper, fifth is wood… which year is ‘Crazy hard orgasms?’ Regardless, that’s what Lily O’Riley and Ozrael are getting, trading very-cunning-lingual skills to make one another scream. Ozrael then breaks out a BS Atelier strap-on and […]

Daisy Ducati and Arabelle Raphael perform some radical self-care. Exhausted from fulfilling other people’s fantasies, Arabelle Raphael and Daisy Ducati come to the Crash Pad to kick off their shoes and rest. Sex workers have desires of their own, however, and these two long to fuck someone pretty on their own terms… soon Daisy is […]

Tiffany Starr locks on to Leah Lockhart Leah Lockhart’s been waiting patiently for Tiffany Starr’s arrival, and is richly rewarded. Leah keeps a Magic Wand firmly in hand while Tiffany fucks her ass before spanking it red. But Tiffany has an even bigger surprise in store….”” – Keymaster

Lea Hart and Mona Wales knock boots You know I love to pun off my guests’ names, but these two make it too easy. Lea Hart’s clearly got a hart-on for bossy Mona Wales, who soon has her wailing, herself. You could say Mona’s a real Hart-breaker… until Lea fucks her with a dildo the […]

  Verta gets magical with Nenetl Avril How many orgasms can Verta give Nenetl Avril? Let’s count… one, two, three… you know what, it’s not the number that counts, it’s the intensity, and the G-spot attachment on that Magic Wand has Nenetl climbing the walls. I’m sure the mixed rounds of Verta’s tongue and BS […]

  A cause for celebration! Andre Shakti and Sailor are two queers worth going bi for… bicentinial, that is. My cameras have peeked into the CrashPad 200 times! There’s no better way to celebrate than by watching Sailor fuck and fist Andre into orgasm after orgasm. Here’s to 200 more, and to you for helping […]

Milo Elizabeth bippity-boppity-boos Devon Wipp’s butt “You know, usually when we talk about Magic Wands around here, we mean the electric kind. Milo Elizabeth’s is more the sparkly, wish-granting kind… if, like Devon Wipp, your wish is to get spanked. And it just-so-happens to match Devon’s glittery cock! This is the kind of fairytale with […]

Rex Aralia and Vixen go to pound-town “Fans of impact play rejoice: Rex Aralia and Vixen are two genderqueers that know how to hit all the right spots. After some fun wrastlin’ and roughhousing, a thigh harness strap-on and butt plug are employed – shouldn’t the ref disqualify them for bringing foreign objects into the […]

“Have you ever been experienced? ” ‘I don’t really do things like this,’ Jessica Creepshow says. Mmmhmm. I’ve heard that one before, and I bet Joey Minx has, too. Jessica seems plenty experienced to me as she takes Joey’s strap-on, or whips out an open-mouth gag to wear while her ass is spanked. That’s okay. […]

Paris Lincoln thinks Sami Price is nice. “They say Paris is for lovers, and I think Sami Price would agree as she throws her arms around Paris Lincoln. Paris is also for fucking, and coming, and all the other delightful things that lovers do. Hm… where’s the number for my travel agent?” – Keymaster

Namira Rot taps Rue Griskot’s magic. “When Namira Rot beats Rue Griskot at everyone’s favorite collectable card game, it turns out the stakes were high for these two planeswalkers: Rue must don the collar and obey Namira’s every whim. Luckily, Namira’s whims include being fucked with a Feeldoe, before donning a rope harness and returning […]

Cinnamon Maxxine and Golden Curlz spice things up “Welcome to 2016! We may not have flying cars and world peace yet, but we DO have magic wands AND we get to watch Cinnamon Maxxine fuck Golden Curlz! Jeweled butt plugs, golden strap-on blowjobs, and mutual orgasms… what a wonderful time to be alive!” – Keymaster

Riley Saint is heavenly “Far be it from me to engage in hagiography, but Riley Saint is divine. Watch them get off with a cordless Magic Wand and a g-spot-striking dildo in this sweet solo.” – Keymaster  

Viviane Rex makes River Stark flow “What’s better than getting what you want? Getting what you want after being denied. River Stark and Viviane Rex know this well, teasing each other with a cordless Magic Wand pulled away at precisely the right moment… or maybe they’re just being mean. Once Viviane equips an InJoyUs dildo […]

Andre Shakti and Ruckus ride eternal. “Andre Shakti is back to make a ruckus in the CrashPad… with Ruckus! After performing some full-metal magic on Andre with a Doxy Diecast (So shiney! So chrome!) and a furiously hot exchange of blow-jobs, Ruckus rides Andre’s strap-on straight to Valhalla… or at least a much-awaited, lovely orgasm.” […]

Q thumps Viverosity’s bible “I must confess, watching Viverosity on her knees fills me with unholy thoughts. When Q shows up, Viverosity’s mouth gets filled with something else, and it ain’t the Holy Spirit. Bibles aren’t the only thing getting thumped, as the power of Q’s cock compels Viverosity to pew-rattling orgasm. Hallelujah!” – Keymaster […]

Lyric Seal and Vai go natural. “Mother Nature has one hell of a kinky side, and CrashPad veterans Vai and Lyric Seal are here to indulge. Stinging Nettle is a deliciously discomforting seat for Vai to receive a blowjob on, but the burn is joyful companion to Lyric’s use of a wooden dildo. Ecosexual adventure […]